The consumption of alcohol

[GodSyllaw]

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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING : - The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: - the crumsumpten of alcahol may macke you tihnk you can tipe real gode.

[Lightwolfer]

With any luck I'll be consuming vast amounts of the ol' alky. And maybe later wonder about the missing panties...