The most horrificly pathetic thing I've ever seen

[GodSyllaw]

"Tonight was fun. Hockey before. We played the other team and won 7-3. Then Teen Night after. Had a great time. Hung out with Erin <33 the entire time. Along with Conner... Sorry man but you suck at skating... and way more than 6 times... Held Erin's hand <333 Cold hand... Still enjoyed it.. When I had to leave I gave her an embracing hug <333 And my parents don't hate you Erin... I love you Erin!!" ~From an Emo kids LJ

I'm sorry to say I'm friends with him due to the fact I am the most piteous person on the planet. I'm sickened by poser hard-core emo kids who are over-joyed at the fact they got as much action as one of the Brady kids, and then they say they love them because they're so desperate they'd go with anyone and might not get a second chance at a relationship in their life.



I'd say all this to him...

But he'd try to cut...

And it'd be embarrassing...

Because he'd use the dullest razor on Earth...

On purpose...


~GS

[Lightwolfer]

Down the road, not across the street. And you can't O.D on M&Ms.

[GodSyllaw]

Me:: God don't brag about pathetic stuff like that man

Him:: Why can't I brag about it?

Me:: Because it's pathetic as hell

Him:: Not it's not!

Me:: Yes it is! I feel like I need to start a charity organization for you kinds of people "For just 80 cents a day you can help these poser emo-kids get laid"

Him:: I HATE YOU!! I'M GOING TO GO CUT MYSELF BECAUSE OF YOU!!

Me::



Me:: Now I'm going to make sure you-do-it-right! Oh and remember, it doesn't work if you try to cut yourself with a stone, use an actual razor!


~GS

[Kapusta]

LMAO!!...............but dude that's wrong....Still kinda funny ;D....But seriosly that is wrong....

[Cirevam]

"I can't even start a server where people can join..."

I am the most horribly pathetic person I have ever known...well, not really.