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*Samus writhes in pain as the X enters her body*
Computer: What happen?
Samus: Somebody set up me the virus...
Computer: We get signal! Asteroid belt!
Samus: What!
*message pops up on computer screen*
Computer: How are you lady! All your bounty are belong to the feds. You can go to hell now.
Samus: What you say!
*ship veers off and crashes*
Peach: WALDO! I've finally found you! Muahahahaha! *Pulls out a Where's Waldo? book and chases Waldo trying to whack him with it*
Mario: 0.o -LoZKing
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died in his sleep. Not screaming like the people in his car
Some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything but you can't help but smile when they tumble down the stairs...
98% of teens have tried pot. If you're one of that 2% that hasn't, put this in your signature.
Evolution is a leading supplier of museum quality human skulls...where did we get them? That's for you to decide...
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Y h3l0 th@r!
If u think teasing a dog is cruel, try going to a rehab center and sprinkling flour on the floor, or going up to a person in a wheelchair and doing a backflip.
I thought I had seen everything.....until MINI-LUEshi came forth!!!! Horrors of unspeakable horrors!!!!
Me - "Where'd you get the coconuts?"
j00 - "We found them."
Me - "Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!"
j00 - "What do you mean?"
Me - "Well, this is a temperate zone."
j00 - "The swallow may fly south with the sun or the plover may seek warmer climates in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?"
Me- "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
Is getting killed by your clone suicide?
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Wow, that guy has a lot of mouths. I'll bet his parents were cousins or something... >_>
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial killer who has brutally murdered six's entire family.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet drinking gasoline.
Along came a spider with a cigarette lighter and blew her to smitherine.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!
NDS:$150 Games:$30 Carry Case: $15
The look on Sonys face when the PSP goes N-gage: priceless!!!
"omgomgomgomg how can u not know what DS is...omfg.... ITS THE NEW GAMEBOY SYSTEM DUHHHHHHH. how stupid can people be. Jeez"-CheatingSmacktard
What is rare in the technology world is a product line than can maintain its dominance. If you do it for 15 years, you can only call it one thing: Game Boy.
"Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity"
Time Flies Like An Arrow, Fruit Flies Like A Banana. - Confucious
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[The force is strong with this one.]
"This is like Satan reincarnated into a cardboard tube!"
Where'd the last piggy go? ~Gir
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.-HeatMan303
Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo?
Woah now! You know first-hand how addictive crack is and yet you still have money to get games? You're good, my friend.
*no longer quoting* For the last one, most of us would see "crack" as "Xevoz." <_< >_> >_<
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