Post by GodSyllaw on Feb 19, 2005 13:10:18 GMT -5
I cleaned this post of foul language to help keep the internet a quote unquote "Family Show"
OK...I would call myself a fairly curious person. I'll watch nay show at least once to see if it is any good. Today (or tonight) I stubled across the UFC ("Ultimate" Fighting Champions...or whatever) reality show by whatever retarded name they gave it...basically copy/paste the WWE's former reality show and make it suitable for a "sport" that is legal in only 48 states.
When I tuned in some guy was spazing out in a drunken rage and then some guy appeared next to a pool and was telling the rest of the guys that he was drunk and that they shouldn't mention this in the morning. When the camera pans around I see that ALL of the "guys" have guts (not the ones that make you a hero in war, the ones you get from drinkning beer all day long) and saggy man tits that they were trying to pass off for muscles. They were ALL also wearing just blue jeans with their belts undone and walking around barefoot. This raised a couple of eyebrows and I noticed that some of the "guys" were sitting on top of a waterfall by the pool area very...."close". Immediately the image of South Park's idea of what an independant film was entered my mind....
As one guy was pissing off a ledge (lets call him Red since he decided to dye his hair using Kool-Aid) proclaimed that whatever the drunken dude did that night he wouldn't care. Then Skinhead (I call him that because he was a black guy with a closely shaved head and callig him "Darkie" would be racist) says "I know you don't care because you don't care about anything" and apparently that is all that was required to start a fight.........no....not the one usually made with fists and fighting, but they started throwing insults around (various F words and some blow about not having a father and what that makes you) After that last one Red sat down in a pool of.....no....not blood...tears!!! He wept like a baby with 2-3 more "guys" "cuddling" him and saying....and I QUOTE, "Somebody loves you..." followed by the speaker knudging him in the arm with a smile!!!
I still can not belive that this is a show about men who are trying to get into a sport where you just beat the living crap out of one another....so I turn the channel back the Batman (the original Batman with the Joker in it) and after the Joker falls off the building and the city lights up the Bat Signal I flip back and see the guy being hugged by several others and he is STILL CRYING!!! At which point I could no longer hold my disgust and RAN to my computer to share this horrible show that they have on.....get the irony of this..."The SPIKE.....the network for men"!!!
~GS
OK...I would call myself a fairly curious person. I'll watch nay show at least once to see if it is any good. Today (or tonight) I stubled across the UFC ("Ultimate" Fighting Champions...or whatever) reality show by whatever retarded name they gave it...basically copy/paste the WWE's former reality show and make it suitable for a "sport" that is legal in only 48 states.
When I tuned in some guy was spazing out in a drunken rage and then some guy appeared next to a pool and was telling the rest of the guys that he was drunk and that they shouldn't mention this in the morning. When the camera pans around I see that ALL of the "guys" have guts (not the ones that make you a hero in war, the ones you get from drinkning beer all day long) and saggy man tits that they were trying to pass off for muscles. They were ALL also wearing just blue jeans with their belts undone and walking around barefoot. This raised a couple of eyebrows and I noticed that some of the "guys" were sitting on top of a waterfall by the pool area very...."close". Immediately the image of South Park's idea of what an independant film was entered my mind....
As one guy was pissing off a ledge (lets call him Red since he decided to dye his hair using Kool-Aid) proclaimed that whatever the drunken dude did that night he wouldn't care. Then Skinhead (I call him that because he was a black guy with a closely shaved head and callig him "Darkie" would be racist) says "I know you don't care because you don't care about anything" and apparently that is all that was required to start a fight.........no....not the one usually made with fists and fighting, but they started throwing insults around (various F words and some blow about not having a father and what that makes you) After that last one Red sat down in a pool of.....no....not blood...tears!!! He wept like a baby with 2-3 more "guys" "cuddling" him and saying....and I QUOTE, "Somebody loves you..." followed by the speaker knudging him in the arm with a smile!!!
I still can not belive that this is a show about men who are trying to get into a sport where you just beat the living crap out of one another....so I turn the channel back the Batman (the original Batman with the Joker in it) and after the Joker falls off the building and the city lights up the Bat Signal I flip back and see the guy being hugged by several others and he is STILL CRYING!!! At which point I could no longer hold my disgust and RAN to my computer to share this horrible show that they have on.....get the irony of this..."The SPIKE.....the network for men"!!!
~GS
