Post by GodSyllaw on Feb 19, 2005 16:04:30 GMT -5
The story of the cereal mafia is a saga of hatred, vengeance, and betrayal
It all starts in New York, 1927.
During prohibition, the mafia is established in Chicago
A young low-rent hitman known as Tony the Tiger moves to NY to make a name for himself
Tony soon becomes friends with Sonny the Bird, the leader of the urban street gang The Cocoapuffers
Promising to ship all their drugs in for free, Tony and the Cocoapuffers take over the territory belonging to Snap, Crackle and Pop
Of course, Snap Crackle and Pop eventually bribe Tony's drug runners, led by crooked Ex-Navy officer Captain Crunch, over to their side
Now, trouble comes when the leader of the Columbian Drug Cartel, the vicious Toucan Sam, wants to raise the prices he's charging Tony for his cocaine
Of course, Tony narrowly escapes a dangerous situation because it's defused by his non-Italian consigliere, the Trix Bunny
However, the Trix Bunny is later busted for assaulting schoolchildren
Without his consigliere to advise him, Tony is forced to get caught up in a dangerous game of bargaining and bartering with Toucan Sam
But disaster strikes when Toucan Sam teams up with Snap, Crakcle and Pop, as well as the Cookie Crisp Wolf, to cut off TOny's drug supply
Well, Tony is forced to run drugs in from Mexico, but his old friends the Smacks frog, the Honeycomb Monster, and that old guy from Cinnamon Toast Crunch are a little pissed at him, and control the borders
Relations between the Cocoapuffers and Tony grow strained.
Eventually, Tony is ambushed by Snap, Crackle and Pop. They beat him half to death and dump his body in the frigid waters of the Arctic
But Tony is a fighter, and he lives. He's discovered by the Quaker Oats guy, washed ashore.
Eventually, he bides his time, waiting until he can take out Snap, Crakcle, Pop, Capt. Crunch AND Toucan Sam in one fell swoop
Well, when Tony has regained his strength, he goes to his godfather, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy
Now, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy is angry. He is actually a war buddy of Capt. Crunch, and has never even met Snap, Crackle, and Pop
However, it is discovered that in his absence, Tony's sister has been whacked by Snap and Crackle.
Tony decides to enlist aid from an unlikely source
He decides to go straight to the Irish terrorists seeking Canadian asylum
Enlisting the help of Lucky, he covertly meets with Sonny the day before his plan is set to be carried out
Sonny does not like his new bosses, who are punishing the Cocoapuffers for siding at first with Tony
Sonny says he will use the considerable control the Cocoapuffers have among the city's police establishment to help Tony reclaim power
However, Sonny says once it's over, they will go their separate ways
Tony agrees, and realizes first, he will have to bust his consigliere, Trix Bunny, out of jail
Now, Tony luckily knows Scooby Doo, and Scooby is sad because his friend Shaggy went behind his back and double crossed him
So Scooby has Shaggy, who is also in prison for murder, take Trix Bunny's place on death row, admitting to the killings
Tony, Sonny, Lucky, and a large number of Irish nationalist terrorists/cocapuffer soldiers storm Snap's house
They kill his wife and kids, take Snap alive, then burn the house
Snap is used as bait, and in less than three hours, Crackle and Pop are dead
Of course, Captain Crunch gets wind of this quickly, because the two-timing Cookie Crisp Wolf, who had changed sides to side with Tony right before his takeover, has alerted Captain Crunch to his plans
Capt. Crunch and the Wolf manage to kill Lucky while he's on the john using a truck bomb
After that incident, the Irish nationalists lose faith in Tony
Tony knows there will be no gfuneral for Lucky, an illegal immigrant and an enemy of the US
So him and Sonny decide to stage a final attack on Capt. Crunch, because they both know if he escapes and alerts Toucan Sam, there will be no way to win
Right as Captain Crunch is about to leave Florida for South America, Tony and Sonny, along with a fewCocoapuffers and mafia men loyal to Tony attack
In a blaze of gunfire, Sonny is wounded twice in the knee and falls.
Then, Tony realizes too late it's an ambush!
Captain Crunch brings out a farking tank from the cargo bay
Tony manages to run up to Crunch only after some Cocoapuffers sacrifice themselves for the cause
Tony knocks Captain Crunch out of the tank, and they fight
Tony has the upper hand, being a tiger and a former hitman
But at the last second, Captain Crunch pulls fiber wire from his watch and strangles him
However, before Tony dies, Captain Crunch lets go, and we see it's the Trix Bunny, with a garrote, strangling Capt. Crunch!
Of course, Capt. Crunch hits Trix Bunny in the face with a large piece of dock wood right before he succumbs to oxygen deprivation
Trix Bunny dies from head trauma
Tony sets out practically alone with no backup to kill Toucan Sam
He ambushes Toucan Sam in his luxurious villa at night
It's a cold Friday and the air whistles through the palm trees
Toucan Sam gets out of his Ferrari and then it hits him that there are sandbags piled around his home
He ducks behind his car right before Tony, with ten Cocoapuffers and some friends sent to back him up from his godfather, Cinnamon Toast Crunch Guy, open fire
Toucan Sam pulls out an RPG from his car
Tony manages to get out of the way, but most of his heavy muscle is gone when the grenade takes out his West Coast friends
With only a few Cocoapuffers by his side, he moves in for the kill
But dammit, Toucan Sam has another grenade, and he fires again
It misses by a mile, taking out the second floor of his own house
Toucan Sam pulls a Deagle from his trenchcoat and runs at Tony, firing almost randomly
Two Cocoapuffers take .50 caliber shells to the face and drop like a sack of doorknobs
The last two bullets nick Tony's ear, and blow out his right shoulder
Tony drops his gun, his shooting arm almost completely disabled
He runs at Toucan Sam, claws out, but then Sam pulls out a snub-nose .38 and fires twice
Both shots miss Tony barely, and the next bullet misfires
Smacking Sam's gun out of his hands, Tony engages him in hand to hand combat as a fire rages around them
Tony manages to get Sam in the face with a mean left hook, but then Sam breaks free and laughs
It turns out because his house was destroyed and the fires are visible for miles around, even if Tony wins, Sam's men will be there in ten minutes
Tony knows he's painted into a corner, but he intends to finish what he started
He picks up a sharp piece of Sam's Ferrari which was blown off by a stray bullet
Then, using it as a sword, he slashes at Sam many times, catching him twice in the chest
But then Sam picks up his snub nosed .38
He fires the last 3 bullets in it, but they all miss
As he's reloading, thought, Tony comes to, and slices off Sam's left hand
Then Tony trips Toucan Sam, and stabs him in the neck
Then, artillery shells begin raining from the sky!
Tony drops his metal sword thing, and runs
He finds Sam's garage, and gets in a Barracuda
As he's driving to the pier, Tony notices Sam;s men waiting on the docks for him
He sees that among them is the Cookie Crisp Wolf!
Tony bails at the last second before a hial of bullets hits the car
The Barracuda slides and takes out half of CCW's fellow shooters
Tony realizes he has no gun
His right arm hurting like hell, he makes a mad dash for cover behind soem crates
Bullets rip into the crates, and Tony finds them full of Frosted Flakes
However, Tony finds that they are also full of Cocoapuffs!
Realizing that Sonny had betrayed him, it all made sense
The reason he had been ambushed at every turn was because Sonny was a double agent!
He finds an AK47 on the ground next to him, and opens fire, wounded everyone but the CCW.
The CCW runs at Tony, a hand grenade in his hand
But then Tony uses his hitman skills and fires at the grenade itself, causing it to explode in CCW's hand
However, the explosion also destroys the speedboat Tony wanted to use to escape South America
Tony sees, however, that there is a barge to his side
He runs to it, his AK ready just in case
However, Sonny steps out of the barge, wearing a trenchcoat and glasses
Well, Sonny reveals to Tony that the Cocoapuffers will no longer be known as a small street gang
~GS
It all starts in New York, 1927.
During prohibition, the mafia is established in Chicago
A young low-rent hitman known as Tony the Tiger moves to NY to make a name for himself
Tony soon becomes friends with Sonny the Bird, the leader of the urban street gang The Cocoapuffers
Promising to ship all their drugs in for free, Tony and the Cocoapuffers take over the territory belonging to Snap, Crackle and Pop
Of course, Snap Crackle and Pop eventually bribe Tony's drug runners, led by crooked Ex-Navy officer Captain Crunch, over to their side
Now, trouble comes when the leader of the Columbian Drug Cartel, the vicious Toucan Sam, wants to raise the prices he's charging Tony for his cocaine
Of course, Tony narrowly escapes a dangerous situation because it's defused by his non-Italian consigliere, the Trix Bunny
However, the Trix Bunny is later busted for assaulting schoolchildren
Without his consigliere to advise him, Tony is forced to get caught up in a dangerous game of bargaining and bartering with Toucan Sam
But disaster strikes when Toucan Sam teams up with Snap, Crakcle and Pop, as well as the Cookie Crisp Wolf, to cut off TOny's drug supply
Well, Tony is forced to run drugs in from Mexico, but his old friends the Smacks frog, the Honeycomb Monster, and that old guy from Cinnamon Toast Crunch are a little pissed at him, and control the borders
Relations between the Cocoapuffers and Tony grow strained.
Eventually, Tony is ambushed by Snap, Crackle and Pop. They beat him half to death and dump his body in the frigid waters of the Arctic
But Tony is a fighter, and he lives. He's discovered by the Quaker Oats guy, washed ashore.
Eventually, he bides his time, waiting until he can take out Snap, Crakcle, Pop, Capt. Crunch AND Toucan Sam in one fell swoop
Well, when Tony has regained his strength, he goes to his godfather, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy
Now, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy is angry. He is actually a war buddy of Capt. Crunch, and has never even met Snap, Crackle, and Pop
However, it is discovered that in his absence, Tony's sister has been whacked by Snap and Crackle.
Tony decides to enlist aid from an unlikely source
He decides to go straight to the Irish terrorists seeking Canadian asylum
Enlisting the help of Lucky, he covertly meets with Sonny the day before his plan is set to be carried out
Sonny does not like his new bosses, who are punishing the Cocoapuffers for siding at first with Tony
Sonny says he will use the considerable control the Cocoapuffers have among the city's police establishment to help Tony reclaim power
However, Sonny says once it's over, they will go their separate ways
Tony agrees, and realizes first, he will have to bust his consigliere, Trix Bunny, out of jail
Now, Tony luckily knows Scooby Doo, and Scooby is sad because his friend Shaggy went behind his back and double crossed him
So Scooby has Shaggy, who is also in prison for murder, take Trix Bunny's place on death row, admitting to the killings
Tony, Sonny, Lucky, and a large number of Irish nationalist terrorists/cocapuffer soldiers storm Snap's house
They kill his wife and kids, take Snap alive, then burn the house
Snap is used as bait, and in less than three hours, Crackle and Pop are dead
Of course, Captain Crunch gets wind of this quickly, because the two-timing Cookie Crisp Wolf, who had changed sides to side with Tony right before his takeover, has alerted Captain Crunch to his plans
Capt. Crunch and the Wolf manage to kill Lucky while he's on the john using a truck bomb
After that incident, the Irish nationalists lose faith in Tony
Tony knows there will be no gfuneral for Lucky, an illegal immigrant and an enemy of the US
So him and Sonny decide to stage a final attack on Capt. Crunch, because they both know if he escapes and alerts Toucan Sam, there will be no way to win
Right as Captain Crunch is about to leave Florida for South America, Tony and Sonny, along with a fewCocoapuffers and mafia men loyal to Tony attack
In a blaze of gunfire, Sonny is wounded twice in the knee and falls.
Then, Tony realizes too late it's an ambush!
Captain Crunch brings out a farking tank from the cargo bay
Tony manages to run up to Crunch only after some Cocoapuffers sacrifice themselves for the cause
Tony knocks Captain Crunch out of the tank, and they fight
Tony has the upper hand, being a tiger and a former hitman
But at the last second, Captain Crunch pulls fiber wire from his watch and strangles him
However, before Tony dies, Captain Crunch lets go, and we see it's the Trix Bunny, with a garrote, strangling Capt. Crunch!
Of course, Capt. Crunch hits Trix Bunny in the face with a large piece of dock wood right before he succumbs to oxygen deprivation
Trix Bunny dies from head trauma
Tony sets out practically alone with no backup to kill Toucan Sam
He ambushes Toucan Sam in his luxurious villa at night
It's a cold Friday and the air whistles through the palm trees
Toucan Sam gets out of his Ferrari and then it hits him that there are sandbags piled around his home
He ducks behind his car right before Tony, with ten Cocoapuffers and some friends sent to back him up from his godfather, Cinnamon Toast Crunch Guy, open fire
Toucan Sam pulls out an RPG from his car
Tony manages to get out of the way, but most of his heavy muscle is gone when the grenade takes out his West Coast friends
With only a few Cocoapuffers by his side, he moves in for the kill
But dammit, Toucan Sam has another grenade, and he fires again
It misses by a mile, taking out the second floor of his own house
Toucan Sam pulls a Deagle from his trenchcoat and runs at Tony, firing almost randomly
Two Cocoapuffers take .50 caliber shells to the face and drop like a sack of doorknobs
The last two bullets nick Tony's ear, and blow out his right shoulder
Tony drops his gun, his shooting arm almost completely disabled
He runs at Toucan Sam, claws out, but then Sam pulls out a snub-nose .38 and fires twice
Both shots miss Tony barely, and the next bullet misfires
Smacking Sam's gun out of his hands, Tony engages him in hand to hand combat as a fire rages around them
Tony manages to get Sam in the face with a mean left hook, but then Sam breaks free and laughs
It turns out because his house was destroyed and the fires are visible for miles around, even if Tony wins, Sam's men will be there in ten minutes
Tony knows he's painted into a corner, but he intends to finish what he started
He picks up a sharp piece of Sam's Ferrari which was blown off by a stray bullet
Then, using it as a sword, he slashes at Sam many times, catching him twice in the chest
But then Sam picks up his snub nosed .38
He fires the last 3 bullets in it, but they all miss
As he's reloading, thought, Tony comes to, and slices off Sam's left hand
Then Tony trips Toucan Sam, and stabs him in the neck
Then, artillery shells begin raining from the sky!
Tony drops his metal sword thing, and runs
He finds Sam's garage, and gets in a Barracuda
As he's driving to the pier, Tony notices Sam;s men waiting on the docks for him
He sees that among them is the Cookie Crisp Wolf!
Tony bails at the last second before a hial of bullets hits the car
The Barracuda slides and takes out half of CCW's fellow shooters
Tony realizes he has no gun
His right arm hurting like hell, he makes a mad dash for cover behind soem crates
Bullets rip into the crates, and Tony finds them full of Frosted Flakes
However, Tony finds that they are also full of Cocoapuffs!
Realizing that Sonny had betrayed him, it all made sense
The reason he had been ambushed at every turn was because Sonny was a double agent!
He finds an AK47 on the ground next to him, and opens fire, wounded everyone but the CCW.
The CCW runs at Tony, a hand grenade in his hand
But then Tony uses his hitman skills and fires at the grenade itself, causing it to explode in CCW's hand
However, the explosion also destroys the speedboat Tony wanted to use to escape South America
Tony sees, however, that there is a barge to his side
He runs to it, his AK ready just in case
However, Sonny steps out of the barge, wearing a trenchcoat and glasses
Well, Sonny reveals to Tony that the Cocoapuffers will no longer be known as a small street gang
~GS
